Archive for JOKE OF THE DAY – Page 18

Tues 1/30
Guy goes to the mechanic to pick up his car.

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Mon 1/29
A man was driving along the motorway when he noticed a chicken running alongside his car.

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Fri 1/26
One atom says to another atom “I think I lost an electron.”

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Thurs 1/25
A Canadian man is visiting America when a guy comes up pointing a gun.

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Weds 1/24
What do you get if you turn in a late assignment at Post Office school?

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Tues 1/23
Three mothers are sitting on a park bench.

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Mon 1/22
What do dentists call their X-rays?

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Fri 1/19
Why was the beach wet?

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Thurs 1/18
My teacher told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.

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Weds 1/17
What did the jazz musician say to the undertaker?

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