Archive for JOKE OF THE DAY

posted Mon 11/4
Why did the nurse always carry a pencil?

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posted Fri 11/1
Why did the vegan cross the road?

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posted Thurs 10/31
What kind of maracas do skeletons play?

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posted Weds 10/30
What do you call it when two vampires reach a victim at the same time?

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posted Tues 10/29
What did the angry witch do while riding her broom?

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posted Mon 10/28
Why did the cannibal decide to move?

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posted Fri 10/25
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

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posted Thurs 10/24
If you use a house key to open a house, and a car key to open a car, what do you use to open a banana?

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posted Weds 10/23
What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?

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posted Tues 10/22
What kind of trousers does a psychic wear?

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