The wife of a California doctor accused of driving his family off a 250-foot cliff last year told a San Mateo court that she wants her husband home. Doctor Dharmesh Patel, 42, was charged with attempted murder after allegedly driving himself, his wife and their two children off Devil’s Slide cliff on Highway 1 in his Tesla. They all survived. His wife, Neha Patel, now says she doesn’t want her husband prosecuted. She asked the court to require her husband to receive mental health treatment rather than prison time and offered testimony regarding his character before the near-fatal crash. She said they met in 1999 and have been married for 16 years as of Friday. She described Dharmesh as a “productive member of society” and her “best friend.” She said, “I was drawn to him because he was the most down-to-earth and humble man I’ve ever met.”
* Well, he WAS taking her down to earth. At the speed of gravity.
* She’s falling for him all over again.
* Are they sure it wasn’t another Tesla self-driving accident?
* I’m sure the two kids are going, “Hey, mom, how about a vote on this. Majority rules.”
* Folks, please leave the cliff diving to the professionals.

Two Georgia men have been indicted on federal charges for blowing up a woman’s home, in addition to hatching a strange plot to harass her. The woman was involved with either Stephen Glosser and Caleb Kinsey – officials wouldn’t say who it was or what the relationship was – but the two men allegedly set a bomb off at her house in Richmond Hill. The woman and her daughter were able to escape the home unharmed. But investigators also discovered the two men had further plans, including shooting arrows at her door, sending dog poop and dead rats and – get this – “releasing a large python into the woman’s home to eat the woman’s daughter.”
* They also had a lot of other schemes that they got from Roadrunner/Coyote cartoons.
* Well, they do say that starting a hobby after breaking up can help take your mind off it.
* There are bad breakups, and then there’s this. I guess a simple “I hope we can still be friends” wouldn’t work here.
* Oh, to be a fly on the wall at the meth-influenced meeting that came up with THOSE plans.

An Illinois man won a $1 million lottery jackpot just three days after breaking up with his girlfriend. The unnamed Chicago-area man told Illinois Lottery officials he was headed for a disappointing Valentine’s Day because he broke up with his girlfriend three days before he bought the winning ticket. Said the winner, in a perfectly ordinary statement because this is the way people talk naturally: “You can say I haven’t had much luck in the love department but that’s alright, because now I really hit the jackpot!”
* And because he broke up before Valentine’s Day, he’s also a couple hundred bucks ahead in addition to the million.
* He’s about to have better luck in the love department. Or something so close it doesn’t matter.
* Sometimes moving on isn’t as hard as you thought it was going to be.
* “Roses are red, violets are blue, I won a million bucks, who needs you?”