Every heard of the 6-6-6 Rule? It’s a dating code that refers to men who are 6-foot tall, have 6 pack abs and make over 6 figures. Some women claim to use the rule to find men who fit the bill and help narrow down the seemingly never ending lineup of potential matches on dating apps. Of course, the 6-6-6 rule makes it hard for most men to measure up. Which is probably why a recent survey from dating app Flirtini found that a whopping 80% of women are open to lowering their standards in order to meet a mate.
* Women on Flirtini are open to lowering their standards because, seriously, is someone who makes over 6 figures – that’s a millionaire by the way – USING FLIRTINI???
* Actually, any guy who’s a 6-6-6 doesn’t need a dating app. He’s booked solid just from word of mouth.
* In some places, the 6-6-6 rule is 6 teeth, a six pack of beer and they made it through the sixth grade.
* Is this 6-6-6 a thing from a Lifetime movie? Because no one matches up to this in the real world. Ryan Gosling maybe, though he claims he’s 6’0″ but he’s probably lying about his height.
* Men have a dating number code for women, too, but if you think I’m going to say what it is you’re crazy.
* My cousin is a sixty-six-six. He pumps gas at Phillips 66 and he’s six bricks shy of a load.

In Fergus Falls, Minnesota, Veronica Gast was driving to couples therapy with her boyfriend. They had been arguing for most of the day, and kept arguing on the ride over. At some point, her boyfriend told her he thought they should just break up and asked her to take him home. Instead, she stopped the car and ordered him out. As the boyfriend later told police, he was walking in front of the car to the sidewalk when Gast made eye contact with him and “floored” it, hitting him with her car. He was thrown onto the hood and shattered the windshield. Gast admitted to hitting her boyfriend with her car but claimed the windshield only cracked because he punched it after she hit him. She was arrested and is facing a second-degree assault charge.
* What’s ironic is, the argument was over him never taking her anywhere. Now she’s going somewhere.
* Unlike her car, the therapy wasn’t making an impact.
* I hope she used her one phone call to stop payment on the check to her couples therapist.
* There goes the testimonial for the therapist’s website.
* Couples have problems should never hit each other. Especially with their cars.

In Seminole, Florida, a woman was arrested for domestic battery after attacking her boyfriend because he didn’t want to cuddle with her. Investigators say Jillian Uygun, 22, argued with her boyfriend regarding his disinterest in physical intimacy. As Uygun “continually tried to ‘cuddle’ with the victim,” she allegedly escalated the dispute into a physical confrontation, grabbing the victim’s chest hair, scratching his face, biting him on the forehead, and breaking his — his phone. After being read her rights, Uygun reportedly admitted that she “continued to touch victim multiple times after being repeatedly told to stop.” She characterized the touching as “cuddling.”
* She gots to have it.
* ♬ ♩ “You say ‘to-MAY-to,’ I say ‘to-MAH-to;’ you say ‘cuddling,’ I say ‘assault and battery’…” ♫ ♪
* How do you bite someone on the forehead? Unless maybe he’s Megamind.
* In defense of the boyfriend, it was summer in Florida. It’s hot, it’s sticky, no one wants to touch anything that time of year.

The wife of a California doctor accused of driving his family off a 250-foot cliff last year told a San Mateo court that she wants her husband home. Doctor Dharmesh Patel, 42, was charged with attempted murder after allegedly driving himself, his wife and their two children off Devil’s Slide cliff on Highway 1 in his Tesla. They all survived. His wife, Neha Patel, now says she doesn’t want her husband prosecuted. She asked the court to require her husband to receive mental health treatment rather than prison time and offered testimony regarding his character before the near-fatal crash. She said they met in 1999 and have been married for 16 years as of Friday. She described Dharmesh as a “productive member of society” and her “best friend.” She said, “I was drawn to him because he was the most down-to-earth and humble man I’ve ever met.”
* Well, he WAS taking her down to earth. At the speed of gravity.
* She’s falling for him all over again.
* Are they sure it wasn’t another Tesla self-driving accident?
* I’m sure the two kids are going, “Hey, mom, how about a vote on this. Majority rules.”
* Folks, please leave the cliff diving to the professionals.

Two Georgia men have been indicted on federal charges for blowing up a woman’s home, in addition to hatching a strange plot to harass her. The woman was involved with either Stephen Glosser and Caleb Kinsey – officials wouldn’t say who it was or what the relationship was – but the two men allegedly set a bomb off at her house in Richmond Hill. The woman and her daughter were able to escape the home unharmed. But investigators also discovered the two men had further plans, including shooting arrows at her door, sending dog poop and dead rats and – get this – “releasing a large python into the woman’s home to eat the woman’s daughter.”
* They also had a lot of other schemes that they got from Roadrunner/Coyote cartoons.
* Well, they do say that starting a hobby after breaking up can help take your mind off it.
* There are bad breakups, and then there’s this. I guess a simple “I hope we can still be friends” wouldn’t work here.
* Oh, to be a fly on the wall at the meth-influenced meeting that came up with THOSE plans.

An Illinois man won a $1 million lottery jackpot just three days after breaking up with his girlfriend. The unnamed Chicago-area man told Illinois Lottery officials he was headed for a disappointing Valentine’s Day because he broke up with his girlfriend three days before he bought the winning ticket. Said the winner, in a perfectly ordinary statement because this is the way people talk naturally: “You can say I haven’t had much luck in the love department but that’s alright, because now I really hit the jackpot!”
* And because he broke up before Valentine’s Day, he’s also a couple hundred bucks ahead in addition to the million.
* He’s about to have better luck in the love department. Or something so close it doesn’t matter.
* Sometimes moving on isn’t as hard as you thought it was going to be.
* “Roses are red, violets are blue, I won a million bucks, who needs you?”