OLD MAN ROBBED DURING HOT DOG BREAK

Police in South Euclid, Ohio, report that a man, 80 years old, said he had a woman at his home and she asked him for a hot dog while they were watching TV. He went downstairs to make a hot dog and when he returned, the woman, his house keys, and wallet were gone. He then discovered his car was missing as well. He only knew the woman by her first name and said she was between 25 and 30-years-old.
* Imagine the poor guy, walking upstairs to find her gone, standing there alone with his wiener in his hand.
* The worst part? That wasn’t the kind of hot dog she was asking for.
* If this guy’s ever going to wise up, he better hurry. He’s running out of time.
* Just an average, ordinary 25 to 30-year-old woman going to the apartment of an 80-year-old man. Nothing unusual about that.
* They were watching TV? If you say so.
* This is different. Usually when they prey on the elderly it’s some kind of computer scam.
* They sound like they were pretty good friends. At least they were on a first name basis.
* I wonder how long he had known her … you know …to the nearest number of hours?
* Then the man rebounded and said, “The poor thing missed out on the best sex of her entire life.”
* So he had the hot dog and she had the buns.