OHIO GOVERNOR CANDIDATE BRAGS: 50 "VERY ATTRACTIVE" WOMEN

Democrat Bill O’Neill, an associate justice on the Ohio Supreme Court who is running for Ohio governor, took to Facebook on Friday to boast about the number of women he’s slept with. He wrote:
“Now that the dogs of war are calling for the head of Senator Al Franken I believe it is time to speak up on behalf of all heterosexual males. As a candidate for Governor let me save my opponents some research time. In the last fifty years I was sexually intimate with approximately 50 very attractive females. It ranged from a gorgeous blonde who was my first true love and we made passionate love in the hayloft of her parents barn and ended with a drop dead gorgeous redhead from Cleveland. Now can we get back to discussing legalizing marijuana and opening the state hospital network to combat the opioid crisis. I am sooooo disappointed by this national feeding frenzy about sexual indiscretions decades ago. Peace.”
* Piece of tail, more like.
* He knows that three weeks ago, Ric Flair claimed 10,000, right?
* Sexual indiscretions? For a judge, he seems to have overlooked the teeny, tiny legal detail of “consent”.
* It’s sweet that he called all 50 women attractive, although 48 of them are now comparing themselves to the gorgeous blonde and the drop-dead redhead.
* He’s a judge. How many times did he use that “All rise” joke, do you suppose?
* This explains his nickname, The Docket Rocket.
CLIP: Austin Powers “Yeah, baby!”