NAKED WOMAN DANCES ON TOP OF SEMI AFTER ACCIDENT
In Texas, a two hour standoff with a naked woman dancing on top of a big rig finally ended Monday morning when police and firefighters took her into custody. The dancing woman was preceded by a crash involving three vehicles. It’s believed the woman was driving one of the wrecked cars, but it’s unknown why she decided to climb the big rig and dance. Highway 290 westbound was shut down at the town of Huffmeister for more than two hours due to the crash and the standoff. Video showed the woman twerking and gyrating for passing vehicles just after 9 a.m. Monday. Firefighters and police officers eventually jumped on the top of the big rig and wrestled her into handcuffs. She was taken to an area hospital for a mental health evaluation.
* Huffmeister? More like MUFFmeister.
* “Twerking and gyrating for passing vehicles”? All in all, not a bad way to start your Monday.
* I surprised there weren’t MORE accidents.
* “Hey, sweetie, I’ve got your big rig right here!”
* “It’s unknown why she decided to climb the big rig and dance.” Uh … trying to take lemons and make lemonade?
* Once more, it’s time to play: What was she on?
* I’d rule out booze here. If she had been really drunk, she would have fallen off the truck.
* Anything else though, is in play. And I do mean any drug that’s out there.
* Wait, a naked woman dancing? A big truck? Is Miley Cyrus on tour again?
