MAN WON'T STOP LISTENING TO ALANIS MORRISETTE; BOYFRIEND SMACKS HIM IN FACE

Allen Blair Casey, 24, was arrested for hitting his boyfriend in the face with a plate because all the boyfriend listens to is Alanis Morissette. Casey’s 33-year-old partner had a large cut on the left side of his face when police arrived at the couple’s apartment in Jacksonville, Florida. He told them he had been listening to an Alanis Morissette album but that his boyfriend didn’t like it. Casey was arrested and charged with domestic battery. An officer from the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office said in a report he believed both men were using methamphetamines.
* Mr. Casey, You of all people Oughta Know this was wrong.
* A cut on his face? Was it a Jagged Little Plate?
* Time to ask Santa for some headphones.
* He hit him with a plate? Sounds like he served up a big helping of whup-ass.
* Then he said, “Would you like seconds on that?”
* I similar thing almost happened at my place on Thanksgiving but we were just passing plates of food around.
* So it was a CUT off Alanis Morrissette’s album then?
* PHONE TOPIC: Were you ever in a situation where somebody kept playing the same music over and over?