MAN TRIES TO STEAL HAIR DYE WITH FAKE GUN

A man walked into a Nashville, Tennessee, CVS Pharmacy, grabbed a box of Just for Men hair color, and then pulled a gun, telling the clerk it was a robbery. However, the clerk noticed the gun was a green, plastic fake and told the man he was calling police, so the suspect ran from the scene, leaving behind the box of Just for Men. Officials recovered a fingerprint which matched with a name on record. The suspect was taken into custody for aggravated robbery.
* The aggravating part was having to track down this idiot.
* There must be some kind of rule that you’re not allowed to become a robber if you have a normal IQ.
* He tried to steal some Just for Men, and now he’s going to a place that’s Just for Men, too.
* Never mind his hair – now his whole body will be Just for Men.
* You don’t have any money, and the first thing you steal is hair coloring?
* Make that the second thing. The first thing he stole was the green water pistol.