MAN STEALS SURGICAL OPERATING TABLE

A man walked into a Florida hospital and wheeled out a $48,000 operating room table. Investigators allege that Lance Sayre, 52, entered Morton Plant Hospital in Clearwater on July 5th and went to the secured area of the Operating Room. Once inside, Sayre took a Berchtold Operating Bed valued at $47,945 and wheeled it to the hospital’s loading dock, where he loaded the bed into the back of a white van. The crime was captured on video. Sayre was arrested last Saturday, six days after theft, and charged with burglary and grand theft.
* Because it went with the two dentist chairs in the den?
* I now question the phrase, “secured area of the Operating Room.”
* It was not the most smooth operation, now was it?
* You know who I feel sorry for? The patient who was on it.
* Plus, the patient who had to stand during the next operation.
* The bed was actually worth about 30 bucks, but you know hospital prices.
* He loaded the bed into a white van? Better check. Are you sure he didn’t steal an ambulance, too?