MAN STABBED FOR EATING ALL THE SALSA

An Akron, Ohio, woman stabbed her boyfriend after yelling at him for eating all of the salsa. Ronnie Buckner told officers 50-year-old Phyllis Jefferson yelled at him for finishing off the salsa. Buckner said Jefferson then picked up a pen and jammed it in the left side of his pelvis. Jefferson admitted stabbing him in the March incident. Jefferson’s attorney, however, says the stabbing happened because Jefferson had just learned her boyfriend was a registered sex offender.
* I don’t know if that makes it okay, but it certainly is worse than eating all the salsa.
* Wait’ll she finds out he ate the last of the nachos.
* She stabbed him with a pen? How does she write letters? By carving wood with a knife?
* Either way, he got the point.
* Is this relationship over, or are they going to take another stab at it?
* So her strategy is to admit doing it, but for a different reason than the salsa.
* That’s just brilliant. Good work. Now, get in the squad car and shut up.
* Something tells me she hit the left side of his pelvis because she missed what she was really aiming at.
* See? The pen really is mightier than the sword.