AUDIO: MAN PEES ON AIRPLANE FLOOR DURING RED-EYE FLIGHT
About an hour into a red-eye American Airlines flight from San Francisco to Charlotte on Saturday, a passenger pulled his pants down and began peeing on the floor of the airplane. Twenty-eight-year-old Jordan Gardner, of Ludlow, Kentucky, was met by police after the plane landed at 7:45 a.m. Sunday. The passenger sitting next to Gardner summoned a flight attendant, who saw Gardner pulling up his pants. The flight attendant tried to clean the urine with club soda, but it still smelled when the plane landed at Charlotte Douglas airport. Gardner, 28, claimed he had “only” had two double shots of vodka at the San Francisco Airport before the flight.
* Here’s a guy who can’t hold his liquor two ways.
* Sounds like Gardner was doing a little watering.
* This isn’t helping the stereotype of Kentucky being unsophisticated.
* San Francisco to Charlotte? So it was a puddle-jumper – and so were the passengers.
* American Airlines: Number 1.
* Darn, we’ve had quite a sprinkling of these airline urination stories.
* Have some class – at least urinate into the seat pocket in front of you.
* Maybe that InFlight magazine would help soak it up.
* That magazine has to be good for something.
CLIP: Our classic “Incontinental Airlines” parody spot.
