MAN NAMED ROD HIT BY LIGHTNING TWICE

An Illinois man has been hit by lightning twice. His name is Rod. Rod Wolfe was outside his home in the town of Chebanse last Saturday when everything suddenly went black. Lightning hit a nearby tree then traveled into Wolfe’s body. He ended up in the hospital with broken ribs and cardiac problems, but his doctor says it could have been far worse. Wolfe said this strike was worse than when he got hit while working at a cemetery 18 years ago. “Everybody says I am a lucky person and I say how can I be a lucky person?” Wolfe said.
* Okay, have it your way. You’re cursed.
* I like how the lightning hit the tree, realized it missed him, and then crossed over sideways to get him.
* If it happens again you’ll know it’s personal.
* He’s okay except every time he hears thunder he hides under the bed.
* Now comes his least favorite thing of the year: the 4th of July fireworks.
* How come this doesn’t happen to Wolverine? He’s got a metal skeleton.
* I hate it when the doctor says it could have been worse. “Come on, Doc. Let’s just focus on how bad it was.”
* There once was a man named Rod
whose friends all thought he was odd
he got hit twice by lightening, it was really quite frightening
You don’t want to irritate God.