MAN DRESSED IN CLOWN SUIT SMOKES METH AT WAFFLE HOUSE COUNTER

A man dressed in a clown suit was arrested at a Waffle House in Athens, Georgia last Tuesday morning after an employee called to complain he smoked methamphetamine at the restaurant’s counter. When officers arrived, they learned the suspect was in a locked restroom, and after the Waffle House employee unlocked the door officers escorted 25-year-old Jacob Worthington out into the dining area where he admitted ownership of a bowl with residue that was on the counter which the employee said he had used to smoke meth. Worthington was then searched, and officers found LSD wrapped in foil and rolling papers; his book bag contained a jar of mushrooms, a jar of pot, a digital scale and a gold keepsake box that held some more pot and an unidentified white powder.
* What a bozo.
* He’s not the only thing you can find fried at a Waffle House.
* He was also pretty scrambled.
* Just tell us the drugs he DIDN’T have on him. It’ll save time.
* Now let’s not jump to conclusions. Maybe the white stuff was baby powder.
* So I guess he never made it to the kid’s birthday party, huh?
* “If you let me off with a warning, I’ll make you some balloon animals.”
* They knew something was wrong when he tried the waffle on like it was a hat.
* He especially loves all the different colors of syrup.
* Of course, he didn’t want to be conspicuous that day so he put on his most conservative clown suit to wear.