MAN BUSTED IN PROSTITUTION STING WEARING FRENCH MAID OUTFIT

About 100 people were arrested in a prostitution sting in Central Florida. All of the arrestees caught in the sting met an undercover agent instead of a prostitute at a hotel. One of the men busted as part of “Operation Naughty Not Nice” in Polk County was dressed as a French maid and wearing a dog collar. Sheriff Grady Judd said the man “rode a bike clear across Lakeland wearing his French maid outfit with his dog collar around his neck.” Video released by the Sheriff’s Office shows the man in a hotel room wearing the outfit.
* (gasp) Dad!
* Now the man says he deserves a spanking.
* Thanks, Caitlyn. This whole “be who you are” thing is getting a little nuts.
* Meanwhile, the check-in clerk at the hotel is, like, “Whatever.”
* A maid outfit plus a dog collar? Isn’t that like a mixed metaphor?
* This guy is multi-tasking his fantasies.
* That’s not all. In addition, he was carrying a bullwhip and pretending he was a pony.
* This could be a new character on Saturday Night Live.
* No problem. It turns out getting arrested was one of his fantasies and it was the most exciting experience of his life.
* Let’s just hope this incident doesn’t ruin French maid fantasies for the rest of us.