MAN BREAKS INTO RESTAURANT, SPRINKLES SELF WITH POWDERED SUGAR

A man was caught on video breaking into a closed Sacramento, California, restaurant then sprinkling his head and body with powdered sugar. The man managed to sneak into the restaurant, named Mother, through a door an employee left partially open. Security footage shows the man crouching behind a counter as an employee goes to a back room. He then grabs a can off the counter and liberally sprinkles powdered sugar on himself, then grabs a beer and a stapler – yes, a stapler – and starts stapling take-out containers. The man, suspected in a series of break-ins, was arrested. His name was not released.
* Was it “Dustin”?
* Why powdered sugar? ‘Cause pepper makes you sneeze and salt is bad for you.
* Maybe he just wanted to make himself French Toast.
* At least he wasn’t naked. I guess that’s something.
* Sounds like the bath salts have made it to Sacramento.
* I think he was getting ready to eat himself.
* Uh oh. Now his cellmate is sweet on him.
* These are the troubling ones where you can’t even figure out what the hell they were doing.
* Is he a “performance artist”?
* Okay, you’ve sprinkled yourself with sugar and you’ve stapled the takeout containers together. So what comes next after this? What’s the logical next step here? Anyone?
* When they arrested him, they thought it was over. Then the ants attacked.