MAN BREAKS INTO HOME, DEMANDS SOMEONE TO SMOKE DOPE WITH HIM

Police in Cadillac , Michigan, say a drunk man with a knife went into someone’s home and demanded to smoke marijuana with him. The drunk man walked into a house in just before 3:00 a.m. on Wednesday morning. The suspect knew someone living in the home, but when he got inside he didn’t find his friend. Instead, he found another man sleeping on the couch, and police say he pulled out a knife and immediately demanded that the suspect was going to smoke with him. The man on the couch calmed the intruder down, and when he set the knife down the man grabbed it, escaped to a neighbor’s house and called police. When police arrived, they found the suspect had fallen to the bottom of a hill. He will be charged with home invasion, obstructing police, and for violating his parole.
* And he didn’t even get to smoke the dope.
* He had fallen to the bottom of a hill all right – a hill called life.
* This is another one of those stories where every line is a new set of charges.
* It’s like handing the sentencing judge a menu: “Go ahead. Take your pick.”
* “Our special today is kidnapping with a side of terrorist threats. It comes in either a 5 or 10 year serving.”