KINKY HANDCUFFS LEAD TO REAL HANDCUFFS

Dustin Taylor, 21, summoned police last week to his home in Fort Smith, Arkansas, to remove a pair of handcuffs he told officers he and his wife had been using the previous night while “doing some ‘kinky’ things.” The couple had lost the key, Taylor explained. The responding patrolman removed the handcuffs, and then did a routine search of Taylor’s name in a police database. The computer reported an outstanding warrant for Taylor on criminal mischief. The officer slapped his own handcuffs back onto Taylor and took him in.
* So he got screwed twice.
* Turns out seeing her husband arrested by a real police officer was a real turn-on for Mrs. Taylor, and they all had wild three-way sex.
* Dustin would do well for himself if he just told his cellmates he was in for jaywalking.
* Ahh, the Valentine’s Day stories are here.
* I blame that “50 Shades of Grey” movie.
* Of course, he’s looking at “50 Shades of the Grey Bar Hotel.”
* Great. The only thing outstanding about this young man was the warrant.