KID PEES ON CROWD WHILE ZIPLINING IN LAS VEGAS

Tourists visiting Las Vegas’ popular Fremont Street Experience attraction Wednesday said they initially thought the drops of liquid that fell onto their heads was water or beer, but they soon discovered it was something far more disgusting: a 15-year-old boy’s urine. The teenager urinated while riding the Slot-Zilla, a zip line that stretches over the Fremont Street Experience. The teen’s parents apologized for the incident. It was unclear whether the mid-ride urination was involuntary or an intentional prank.
* If I were the kid, I’d go with the involuntary story.
* I mean we all enjoy a good prank, but not this.
* As he flew down the zip line, the kid yelled “Weeeeeeeee!”
* I think that pretty well sums up the Fremont Street Experience.
* Well, it IS the #1 attraction in Las Vegas.
* A zip line over crowds of people. What could go wrong?
* This. THIS is what could go wrong.
* At least the attraction is themed on a slot machine instead of, you know, craps.
* Ironically the crowd was both pissed off and pissed on.
* I love that pompous name, “The Fremont Street Experience.” It sounds so much better than, “15-year-olds taking a leak on you.”
* Then after that, everyone headed over to the fountains at the Bellagio to wash off.