IMPORTANT PRODUCT RECALL: BONER BEARS CHOCOLATE SYRUP

Toe-knee.

When it’s going cheep.

Lawyers don’t think they are funny, and non-lawyers don’t think they are jokes.

The host says, “What’s the name?” Tut says, ” “Tutankhamun.” Host says, “How do you spell that?” Tut says, “Hawk, loaf of bread, water ripple, water ripple, wheat stalk, scarab, owl.”

Jesus says, “The what???” Judas goes, “Uh, the SUPPER… Are you coming to the SUPPER tonight…”