ICE CREAM COMPANY MAKES CLINTON, TRUMP FLAVORS

Brian Smith and Jackie Cuscuna, the husband and wife co-owners of Ample Hills Creamery in New York, have debuted two new election-themed flavors. “Madam President” is “made with sugar and spices and women’s rights” according to the company’s website. It’s made with chili pepper, chocolate ice cream and chocolate chip cookies. The flavor is inspired by Clinton’s preference for both hot chili peppers and chocolate. Trump fans can dip into “Make America Orange Again” ice cream. It’s bright orange in color, and incorporates orange marshmallow ice cream with brownie bricks. The “political pints” are currently available for sale at the creamery’s NYC locations or online via a $40 “Scoop the Vote 4-Pack.” A portion of the proceeds will be donated to Michelle Obama’s “Let Girls Learn” organization.
* One drawback of the Trump flavor: One bite gives you brain freeze.
* And the Hillary flavor makes your head jerk like you’ve been drinking ice-cold Chai tea.
* Eat too much and you won’t fit into your pantsuit.
* Ahh, the age old American tradition of trying to cash in on whatever’s going on.
* “Make America Orange Again”? Okay, that one is funny.
* Smart of them to jump on this in such a timely manner.
* In another few weeks these will be ice cream collector’s items.
* New flavors of ice cream? Finally something good comes out of this campaign.