GUY PUTS GRAM OF METH IN PNEUMATIC TUBE WITH BANK DEPOSIT

Authorities in Texas say they arrested a man accused of including nearly a gram of meth with his bank deposit at a drive-up window. The Wichita County Sheriff’s Office said Louis Fueque (foo-KAY) Kent, 73, used a deposit tube at the First Bank in Wichita Falls to make a loan payment. The teller inside the bank opened the tube and discovered cash, checks and a folded piece of paper. The teller unfolded the paper and discovered a small blue plastic baggie filled with a crystal-like white substance. The worker contacted a manager and the baggie was locked in a desk drawer until deputies arrived to investigate. The substance inside the baggie, which weighed in at .91 grams, tested positive for methamphetamine. Kent was arrested and booked into the Wichita County Jail on a charge of possession of a controlled substance.
* Senior Moment!
* Louis Fueque Kent is fuequed!
* All the guy has to say is, “I saw something in the tube when I pulled up here, but I didn’t think anything of it.”
* A 73-year-old on meth? That’s all you have to know about the War on Drugs.
* Don’t worry, the legal system in Texas is very understanding.
* It does suggest an interesting concept: A bank where you can keep your stash.
* “I’m running low on drugs. I need to step into the vault for a minute.”