FUNERAL HOME MIXES UP BODIES

A Washington, D.C., family says their grandmother’s body has apparently been lost after they arrived at her viewing to find a different deceased woman in the casket. Virginia Gray, 83, died on February 19, leaving a daughter, four grandchildren and eight great-grandchildren. The grandchildren say when they walked into Gray’s viewing at Horton’s Funeral Home last Friday, the woman in the casket was not Gray, but was wearing the clothes they previously brought to the funeral home for their grandmother.
* The real body is missing? Zombie Grandma!
* Zombie Grandmas want your brains just like regular zombies, except they want to make a pie with them.
* Before Zombie Grandmas try to kill you, they give you a sloppy wet kiss on the cheek and tell you how big you’ve grown.
* Lots of times they can’t even bite you, because they forgot their dentures.
* Maybe both corpses had the same outfit. Wouldn’t that be embarrassing?
* “But they told us this dress was an original.”
* The good news: They just got the funeral paid for plus they should be getting a handsome settlement check.
* Great. Now they’re being haunted by somebody else’s grandmother.
* That had to be a tough funeral: “Rest in peace, whoever you are.”