AUDIO: FREEWAY PROPOSER CHARGED WITH OBSTRUCTION
The idiot in Texas who “wanted to do something different” for his proposal – and decided to stop on one of Houston’s busiest interstates to pop the question – will reportedly be charged with obstruction of highway traffic. Video of the proposal was posted on Instagram Sunday night. His friends can be seen obstructing several lanes of traffic after he reportedly told his girlfriend to get out of the car. All of her family and friends were there with cameras and her boyfriend was down on one knee. The online video shows 24-year-old Vidal Valladares on one knee in the middle of Interstate 45, proposing to Michelle Wycoff amid a cacophony of angry shouts and truck and car horns. She said yes. But police said no: if convicted, Valladares will face a maximum six months in jail and a $2,000 fine.
* Now he gets to have a real bride and a prison bride.
* I hope for Michelle’s sake he’s still into women when he gets out.
* Nothing says, “This marriage is a good idea” like a groom who just got out of jail before the service.
* It gets worse. He wants to have the marriage ceremony on the tarmac at the Dallas-Ft. Worth airport.
* I’d advise her to find the nearest exit ramp out of that relationship.
* I don’t know what he does in Houston but I think we can rule out working for NASA.
* Wasn’t Vidal Valladares one of the wizard teachers at Hogwart’s?
CLIP: Audio from the proposal. It’s mostly just angry drivers honking.
