FLORIDA MAN JUMPS OUT OF MOVING CAR, LEAVES BEHIND WIFE & THREE KIDS

The counter guy points to the shelf and said “There, just look at them”.

A shoe.

With a monkey.

Boos.

The woman asked the doctor about her baby. Doctor says, “You had twins, a boy and a girl. And your brother named them for you.” Woman says, “No, not my idiot brother! What did he name the girl?” Doctor says, “Denise.” Woman says, “Well, that’s a nice name. What did he name the boy?” Doctor says, “Denephew.”