FATHER, SON GET IN GUNFIGHT OVER WALKING THE DOG

A Chicago dad shot and killed his son during a wild shootout Sunday evening, over who would walk the dog. The father was 43 years old, the son 22. Police say both were shot multiple times and the father was critically injured. The son was rushed to a hospital in Oak Lawn, where he later died.
* The ironic things was, neither wanted to walk the dog because they were afraid of getting shot outside in Chicago.
* And the poor dog got so frightened of the gunfire, he peed on the floor.
* Shootout at the B.M. Corral?
* Folks, don’t shoot each other over walking the dog. Just take turns.
* Think of his from the dog’s point of view. It was crazy enough when they followed you around picking up your turds … now they’re shooting each other because of you.
* Now the dog wants a doggie Kevlar vest.
* Maybe the dog thought it was a human form of the “roll over and play dead” trick.
* Imagine the puzzled look on the dog’s face when the older guy said, “Fetch, Spot. Fetch an ambulance.”