DRUNK DRIVER SPRAYS AXE BODY SPRAY INTO HIS MOUTH

In Rock Hill, South Carolina, a suspected drunk driver made an interesting move when police pulled him over early Monday morning. He sprayed Axe body spray in his mouth. Officers report that they saw 45-year-old Patrick David Butler jerk his vehicle to avoid missing a curb, and watched as he continued to swerve and cross the center lane multiple times. When they pulled the vehicle over, they saw Butler “actively spraying AXE body spray into this mouth,” according to the police report. Butler was then given three separate field sobriety tests, which police say he failed.
* One of the sobriety tests was, “Is he actively spraying Axe body spray into his mouth? Yes? Fail.”
* Was he trying to fool the breathalyzer into thinking he was a 13-year-old boy?
* Did his breath smell like B.O.?
* Worst example of huffing ever.
* Add a lit cigarette for Instant Fire Breather.
* Yeah, “a suspected drunk driver but a known dumbass.”
* There’s no suspicions about that.
* Of course later he’ll have to deal with the Axe Body Spray farts.
* That could be the worse part of this whole adventure.