DOMINO'S UNLEASHES PIZZA DELIVERY CAR

Domino’s Pizza has launched a specially designed pizza delivery vehicle. The pizza mobile – the Domino’s DXP, which stands for Delivery Expert – took three years to design. The car will allow drivers to deliver oven-hot pizza to customers. The vehicle of choice for the DXP will be the Chevrolet Spark. The car has a warming oven behind the driver’s seat that will will fit 80 pizzas and heat up to 140 degrees Fahrenheit. So far, Domino’s plans to convert and deliver 100 DXP’s to 25 major cities over the next 90 days. Franchise owners are able to purchase a DXP for $25,000 but it’s not required.
* Nothing I’d like better to have behind me in a rear-ender than a 140-degree oven.
* I’m uncomfortable with them using a car called the “Spark.”
* It’s like an Easy-Bake Oven on Wheels. Wait – dibs on that idea!
* I’m imagining a prank where somebody fills the oven with fourteen pounds of raw popcorn.
* The car can carry 80 pizzas and 37 fire extinguishers.
* How’d you like to be the 80th customer on the list getting the last pizza that’s been driven around for the past four hours?
* Here’s the scenario: Pizza delivery kid is rushing ’cause now he doesn’t have 3 pizzas to deliver, he has 80. He rolls the Domino’s DXP and is trapped inside. You arrive with the Jaws of Life, but notice gasoline is quickly heading toward the hot oven. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?
* Nice timing. You launch a pizza car just as the drones come in.
* So is that next? A drone with an oven in it?
* If Domino’s is going to go to this much trouble they should try pizza that doesn’t suck.
* I mean even their motto admits it: “Our pizza is great if you’re stoned enough.”
* Maybe I ought to check our sponsor list before that one goes out.