DOMINO'S PIZZA WEDDING REGISTRY

Getting married? Don’t screw around when it comes to the gifts. Get what you really want – pizza. Domino’s Pizza now has a new Domino’s Wedding Registry. Guests can buy Domino’s e-gift cards of various denominations, so friends and family can treat the couple to some pizza during their married life. Examples of packages include “Bust Out the Fine China”, “Dancing With my Slice”, “Low Key Date Night” and “The Wedding Night.” One registry option even allows brides to get their bachelorette parties catered by Domino’s.
* Well, that’s just cheesy.
* The gift that keeps on giving … plaque on your arteries.
* Give a Domino’s pizza as a wedding gift and you’re sure to hear the words, “Oh, you shouldn’t have.”
* A Wedding Night pizza? Domino’s won’t be the only one holding the sausage.
* Hold on, everybody – custody fights are about to get really mean.
* A Domino’s wedding registry? You have to admit…it’s classy.
* Bust out the fine china? Now you’re just mocking the whole thing.
* The perfect gift for married people who plan to let themselves go.
* Meanwhile, you really need the pizza when it ends and you’re back to being a bachelor again.