DAD TAKES DAUGHTER TRICK-OR-TREATING ON AIRPLANE

A father on a flight from Boston to San Francisco Monday evening felt bad that his young daughter had to be on a plane during Halloween night, so he found a way to make it special for the little girl. According to a fellow passenger, the dad passed out candy to all the passengers along with note to explain the gesture: “Happy Halloween! My 3-year-old daughter, Molly, was bummed that she wouldn’t be able to go trick-or-treating this year due to this flight … so I decided to bring trick-or-treating to her. If you are willing, when my little donut comes down the aisle, please drop this in her basket. You’ll be making her Halloween! If you’re unwilling, no worries, just pass the treat back to me. Thanks so much!” Then, he brought his 3-year-old daughter Molly, dressed as a donut, down the aisle to trick-or-treat.
* “Sure, here’s your candy, kid. Now where’s that booze cart???”
* Some of the crabbier passengers pretended they weren’t home.
* The nasty ones ate the candy and gave her their teeny-tiny bag of peanuts.
* Uh oh, now the airlines will charge a trick-or-treat fee.
* Jeez, as if childhood obesity isn’t bad enough, he dresses the kid as a donut.
* I don’t like it. This could lead to passengers in coach begging for food from first class.
* Still, it’s nice to have an airline story that doesn’t involve a passenger peeing in the aisle.
* This is one of those parent stories where the point is, “Aren’t I wonderful father?”
* Hey, if you were such a wonderful father you wouldn’t have booked the flight on Halloween.