COLD TACO LEADS TO SHOOTING

Police say a man and his girlfriend were at a taco truck in north Houston, Texas, around 2 a.m. when the woman reportedly became irate because the taco truck worker denied her request to reheat her cold taco. When her boyfriend told her to calm down, she allegedly pulled out a gun (* as one would). Her boyfriend ended up shot, but it is not clear if she intentionally shot him or if the gun fired accidentally. He is expected to survive.
* … and also to swear off Mexican food.
* A shooting over a cold taco? Oh – [snap] – that’s right – Texas.
* I’ve heard that pulling out a gun is how Texans actually DO calm down.
* You gotta be careful. The customer may not always be right, but sometimes they’re armed.
* Next time you want your taco reheated, show the gun FIRST.
* The taco truck employees now have a taser. It can protect them and reheat a taco on the side.
* North Houston, huh? Sounds like somebody was having trouble letting the Super Bowl go.
* Just like the Atlanta Falcons, this boyfriend should have run more.
* She shoots someone over a cold taco? Well, it shows she’s an expert on what cold is.
* The taco was pretty cold though. I mean it’s not every taco that has a popsicle stick sticking out of it.