CHURCH-GOERS GIVEN MARIJUANA COOKIES

Six Indiana churchgoers, ranging in age from 12 to 70, were hospitalized after eating cookies given to them by a fellow congregant after the service that were possibly marijuana cookies. The cookies were distributed May 22 at St. John the Apostle Church in Ellettsville, 50 miles southwest of Indianapolis. The cookies were the only common factor among those who fell ill, and the urine of all those affected tested positive for cannabinoids. All six had similar symptoms, which included high blood pressure, anxiety, lethargy and paranoia.
* Also, they all had the strange urge not to rush out of church, for once.
* Did the service at least include some wine to help mellow them out?
* “Sorry! Those were the cookies for Bingo night!”
* Coincidentally, the readings that day were from Matthew, Mark, Luke and Dude.
* Talk about high and mighty.
* “Nearer My God To Thee”!
* Get used to it. We’re going to get more of these as legalization sets in.
* The problem? The churchgoers skipped the closing hymn and sent someone out for a pizza.
* Then they requested a Bob Marley song.
* From the Hoosier State to a state of mellowness.