BURGER KING'S BLACK-BUNNED WHOPPER MAKES YOUR STOOL GREEN

Burger King’s new black bun Halloween Whopper has an interesting side effect. It turns your excrement green. Twitter users have been reporting the phenomenon all over the internet. Burger King didn’t warn customers about this side effect. The company has not issued any explanation. Its nutritional guidelines state that the flavoring and food colorings in the Halloween Whopper, which include Yellow #6, Blue #1, Red #40, and something called “Caramel Color,” are “commonly used in the industry and within the safe and Acceptable Daily Intake approved by the Food and Drug Administration.”
* You realize this is just going to start a new craze, right?
* Thank god we’ve got Instagram to document this phenomenon.
* By the way, if your stool is green, and you DIDN’T eat a Halloween Whopper, see a doctor.
* Now they’re trying to market it to environmentalists.
* Sure, it’s the greening of America.
* Ah yes, the food colorings – also known as a bunch of chemicals not even close to being real food.
* How about Burger King’s statement about this? Speaking of Whoppers.

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A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after 6 months…

posted March 4

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posted March 2

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