BIONIC PENIS MAN HAS FIRST SEX, THEN IS UNCONCIOUS FOR FIVE DAYS

A man who had sex for the first time at the age of 45 after being fitted with a £50,000 bionic penis (* That’s 50,000 pounds penis, not a 50,000-pound penis) collapsed unconscious at home just a few days later and had to be rushed back to the hospital. Andrew Wardle was born with a congenital abnormality called bladder exstrophy – his lower abdominal wall had not formed properly and he did not have a penis. It is now three months since Andrew underwent the third stage of his £50,000 penile implant at University College London’s Hospital. Earlier this month, he had sex for the first time. Speaking about the experience he told The Sun: “Fedra (his girlfriend) had booked a romantic trip to Amsterdam for my birthday, but I felt that would have been too much pressure. So, one morning, two days before we went away, it just happened. It was nice and natural – and that’s how I wanted it to be.” But a couple of days later, his girlfriend found him on the floor and took him to the hospital where he remained unconscious for five days. He was afraid it was due to the sex experience, but it turned out to be a gall bladder issue. He had surgery to correct it.
* Although falling asleep for five days after sex is not uncommon in men.
* Unconscious for five days? Just how much pot did he smoke in Amsterdam?
* I wonder which of his organs is going to turn on him next?
* Unfortunately, for recovery he’s not supposed to have sex for, oh, another 30 years or so.