BEES IN A CAR TRUNK

Police in Fitchburg, Massachusetts are investigating after a swarm of bees was apparently intentionally placed in the trunk of a car. Police responded Sunday to a report of a large number of swarming bees, and arrived to discover someone had apparently placed bee hives in the trunk of a parked vehicle. A woman was stung on the nose when the trunk was opened, but did not require medical attention. Beekeepers were summoned to the scene and were seen removing the hives from the vehicle’s trunk while dressed in full protective gear. An investigation has been opened to determine whether the bees were intended to harm the owner of the vehicle.
* That woman who was stung should have kept her nose out of it.
* Usually when police do a sting operation, it’s a little different.
* This has those two frightening elements: Evil intent combined with patient planning.
* Even the trunk monkey said, “I’m out of here.”
* Great, now there’s honey in the fuel tank.
* That wasn’t a car. That was a bee hive with tires on it.