AUDIO: THE GIANT SKELETON AT HOME DEPOT
If you’ve been to a Home Depot in the past few weeks, you’ve seen it: the giant, 12-foot tall skeleton Halloween yard decoration. It’s. Great. It comes in sections – for easy storage! – so there’s some assembly required. The two biggest bummers – you can’t pose the Giant Skeleton, and it costs $300.
(picture here: https://www.homedepot.com/p/Home-Accents-Holiday-12-ft-Giant-Sized-Skeleton-with-LifeEyes-5124738/312513260)
* Guess what the assembly directions say: “The foot bone’s connected to the leg bone, the leg bone’s connected to the hip bone…” (See audio clip)
* They should make it say things, like, “I’m not fat, I’m just big-boned,” or “Bartender, give me a beer, and a mop.”
* In case you wondered whatever happened to the giants on “Game of Thrones”.
* At 12-feet tall, it’s just been signed to play for the Pacers.
* The company that makes the Christmas yard inflatables just tweeted, “Oh – it’s ON!”
CLIP: About 30 seconds of “Dem Bones”.
