ANGRY MAN RAMS 14 CARS IN PARKING LOT AFTER LEAVING FAMILY COURT

A Cortland, New York man, irate after leaving Family Court, rammed 14 vehicles in the courthouse parking lot Monday morning. David Southwick began slamming his flatbed truck into parked vehicles around 9:30 a.m. after leaving the courthouse. “He ran into 14 cars, did a lot of damage,” said Cortland Police Lt. Richard Troyer. “He was a tad bit upset.”
* Yeah, but he sure showed them!
* Was it a Dodge Ram?
* Put one of those stress-reducing rubber squeeze balls on this guy’s Christmas list.
* Boy, there’s a circle of hell for you, huh? A town called “Court Land”.
* A tad bit upset? Yeah, I’d have to agree with that.
* You could also say he was mad as hell.
* Let me guess: Things did not go his way in court. Was I close?
* If you think he was mad, you should see his insurance agent.
* With the right lawyer he should be out in time for Christmas in 2020.