A SECRET SERVICE AGENT TAUGHT MALIA OBAMA HOW TO DRIVE

Malia Obama is being taught to drive by the U.S. Secret Service. Interviewed by Rachel Ray on today (Thursday’s) show, first lady Michelle Obama says it was the armed agents who provide around-the-clock security for the family. “The Secret Service, actually, because they wouldn’t let me in the car with her,” Mrs. Obama said. She says that driving gives Malia “a sense of normalcy,” helping her feel like the rest of her friends who are also driving. “And my kids have got to learn how to live in the world like normal kids.” Malia drives herself around Washington, Mrs. Obama said.
* Screenplay alert! The president’s daughter steals a secret service limo, and agent Kevin Hart has to find her before the president finds out. Tile it: “Car Force One”.
* Malia drives all of the the secret service agents to their bars and prostitutes, I bet.
* Well, I don’t care if this is how she learns. I think it’s kind of sweet.
* In fact, this could be one of the better accomplishments of the Obama administration.
* One thing’s for sure: I’d rather think about this than the national debt.
* Of course Washington is so full of bureaucracy Malia is actually being taught to drive by a newly formed steering committee.