NUDE BEACH SWIMMER BITTEN BY SHARK

A man swimming off a popular clothing-optional beach in Florida on Sunday was bitten on both legs by a bull shark. The unidentified man was swimming in the afternoon off Haulover Beach, 9 miles north of Miami Beach, when he was attacked. Officials said the shark was 4-to-5 feet long. The man, who was able to get out of the water and get aid from lifeguards, was taken to a hospital with non-life-threatening injuries.
* They’re attracted by worms, you know.
* Usually, sharks like the clothing for the fiber.
* It’s not only a clothing-optional beach, it’s also a survival-optional beach.
* Doctors say the man was very lucky. Very, very lucky. Very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very lucky.
* The shark tried both legs to make absolutely sure it didn’t like the guy’s taste.
* Haulover Beach. Nude Haulover Beach. I get it.
* Have you seen men on the beach in Florida? The shark probably thought it was a fur seal.