CUPCAKE ASSAULT

A pregnant Florida woman was arrested for domestic battery after pelting her brother with frosted cupcakes. The fracas happened around 1:45 AM Saturday in the family’s Vero Beach residence. Latonya Daugherty, 24, was arguing with her 30-year-old brother when things escalated. Daugherty allegedly grabbed some frosted cupcakes and threw them at Eddie Yaddow, hitting him in the arm and chest. Yaddow retaliated by removing frosting off his arms and “wiping it in her hair.” He also allegedly kicked his sister in the stomach. He was arrested for felony battery. In an interview with police, Daugherty’s mother described her daughter as the “initial primary aggressor as she threw cupcakes.”
* Cupcakes are the hand grenades of food fighting.
* Children, children, don’t – wait, they’re 24 and 30?
* If this were hockey, he would have been penalized for icing.
* Living in this family is no cakewalk.
* They both got their just desserts.
* Sometimes it’s nice when your adult children live at home. This is not one of them.