BALL TEAM TO HOLD PREGNANCY TEST NIGHT FOR FATHER'S DAY

A minor league baseball team in Florida is planning on giving out pregnancy tests during a game on Thursday as part of a unique Father’s Day promotion. The Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp is calling it the “You Might Be The Father” promotion, which comes with a free pregnancy test. “So you’ll know if you need to return for Sunday’s Father’s Day game,” the Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp’s website said. “It will be an evening filled with suspense, intrigue and manila envelopes.”
* And some nervous sweating.
* “You Might Be the Father.” Or, she might be cheating on you. Enjoy the ballgame!
* The should follow this up with a “DNA Test Kit” promotion.
* I guess you use the test if you want to check out your fast ball.
* You can use it if you think you’re going to be in a scoring position after the game.