ANGRY CUSTOMERS PITCH AVOCADOS AT DELI CLERK

Two customers at a deli near Yankee Stadium in New York became upset over a botched food order and started chucking avocados at the clerk. The men were in the Stadium Gourmet Deli in the Bronx at about 4:45 a.m. May 29, when they became enraged after the cook got their orders wrong, possibly because of a language barrier. The two men started pitching the fruits like fastballs at the 21-year-old clerk, who suffered fractures to his face and a broken jaw. The entire assault was caught on video. Police are still looking for the men.
* And if they catch them, they will both be sentenced to pitch for Philadelphia.
* Holy guacamole!
* They should be charged with assault with a deadly weapon. Do you know the amount of fat in an avocado?
* Great. How’s the cook supposed to learn English with a broken jaw?
* From open-face sandwich to broken-face sandwich.
* On the bright side, since he was hit, he got to go to first base.