FIVE WOMEN IN SAME FAMILY ARRESTED IN WAFFLE HOUSE BRAWL

There was fight at a Waffle House in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, Sunday morning at 2:45 a.m. Not so unusual, you say, but this one involved five female relatives against three other women. In addition to hair pulling and haymakers, some of the suspects threw utensils and other items snatched off tables. Police arrested the five women for disorderly conduct, a misdemeanor. Cops identified the defendants as Deborah Shivers, 56; Tyneisha Shivers, 37; Latonia Shivers, 31; Mercedes Shivers, 25: and Tonisha Shivers, 37.
* I’ve had family Thanksgivings that can beat that.
* Should have gone with decaf.
* Lancaster? Tyneisha, Latonia, Mercedes and Tonisha? Boy, those Amish are really starting in with the crazy names.
* The family that eats together, beats together.
* The family that waffles together, is awful together?