WOMAN CALLS POLICE OVER SLOW CHICKEN NUGGETS

A woman in Waco, Texas, called police Friday night because her chicken nuggets didn’t get cooked quick enough. Two officers were dispatched about 11 p.m. to an unnamed fast-food drive-through, where the unnamed woman complained her nuggets weren’t cooked quickly enough and wanted to “get them for free.” The manager ended up giving her money back, and police asked her to move along.
* Although it should be noted the restaurant was a Dunkin Donuts.
* “Lady, normally we’d defy the immutable laws of time and space and make these nuggets cook faster, but not just for one person.”
* Next time, give her the dried-up chicken nuggets that have been sitting under the heat lamp for two hours.
* It’s “fast” food, not “immediate” food.
* Funny, I don’t see the word “alcohol” anywhere in this story.