EX-GIRLFRIEND GOES ON DISAPPOINTING 5 AM BOOTY CALL

A Clearwater, Florida, woman showed up at her ex-boyfriend’s home early Tuesday morning for a booty call and, upon discovering another woman in his bed, began pummeling her in the head. Police say that Krystina Joy Rivera, 27-year-old mother of two, had been sending her former boyfriend text messages about wanting to come over and have sex. The boyfriend, however, “did not acknowledge the text messages.” So what did Rivera do? She drove to the man’s St. Petersburg residence at 5 a.m., forced her way into the home through the front door, found the ex-boyfriend lying in bed with his new girlfriend and started punching her in the face. The new girlfriend was left bloodied and with “minor injuries to her face” as a result of the attack. Rivera was arrested for assault, breaking and entering and other charges.
* “Charge me with insanity, officer, I’m crazy about this guy!”
* It’s like “She’s Gotta Have It” meets “Punch Drunk Love”.
* Yes, ladies, always show up at your ex’s place unannounced at 5 a.m. That way, he’ll know you were meant for him.
* Couldn’t they at least have considered a three-way?
* Booty call? Should have been a booty call-ahead.
* Having a woman break into your house to have sex with you always seems like a cool fantasy, but in reality, not so much.
* PHONE TOPIC: My Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.