WOMAN WANTED EX-HUSBAND TURNED INTO A SEX SLAVE

A Florida woman was sentenced Monday to 20 years in prison for trying to hire someone to turn her ex-husband into a sex slave. Or kill him. Either way. Rachael Leahy, 35, thought she was talking to a hit man, but he was actually an undercover sheriff’s detective. She suggested that her ex-husband could be kidnapped and taken to another country and made into a sex slave. She also suggested that he could die in an apparent accident, like a fire or drowning. Leahy wanted her ex-husband gone so she could have custody of their children. She told the detective she could pay him $5,000 after collecting on her ex-husband’s life insurance policy.
* Ladies and gentlemen, meet my ex-girlfriend!
* Wasn’t this a plot line on “Orange Is The New Black”?
* I’m sorry, the going rate for turning someone into a sex slave is $8995.
* A male sex slave! And not in the good way, I imagine.
* In what country can you turn a guy into a sex slave? Butswana?
* On the bright side, in 20 years, custody of the kids won’t be an issue.
* Just to re-emphasize what we’ve all learned over the years: He’s NEVER a hit man, he’s always an undercover cop.
* So obviously the takeaway is – do it yourself.