MAN IN CLOWN MAKEUP AND BLADED GLOVE ARRESTED FOR MURDER

Denver, Colorado, police have arrested a man who was wearing clown makeup when he allegedly stabbed and slashed a 29-year-old man to death with a glove that had blades attached to the end of each finger. Christian Lee Gulzow, 36, allegedly attacked the victim early Tuesday following an argument. Witnesses told police that the suspect, wearing white clown makeup accented with black streaks on the face, suddenly began threatening the victim with a glove with blades that were 2- to 3-inches long. Gulzow began pummeling the victim, who tried to dodge the blows.
* Boy, those laid off Ringling Brothers clowns fall pretty fast, huh?
* Not funny, Freddy Kreuger!
* So he was simultaneously not clowning around and clowning around.
* I don’t know what’s sadder – the man who was killed, or a 36-year-old guy wearing Joker makeup and a Wolverine glove.
* Sorry, but if you start an argument with someone wearing a glove with blades sticking out, you kinda deserve what you get.
* Like my father always told me, nothing good ever happens after midnight, if you’re hanging out with clowns.
* Now Christian Lee Gulzow will be getting “stabbed” by his cellmate.