MAN WITH ARROW IN HIS HEAD DRIVES HOME

An Arkansas man was shot in the head with an arrow early Monday, authorities said. After being shot, Raymond Van Holson, 41, drove himself from the scene to his home in Chester, about 6 miles away. This is where he called the ambulance. He is reportedly in good condition. Police are looking for the man who shot Mr. Van Holson.
* The suspect is known to associate with a band of Merry Men.
* What year is it in Arkansas? 1400?
* When Steve Martin cosplay goes wrong.
* “I shot an arrow into the air, it fell to earth, I knew not -” Oh, wait. There it is.
* What’s worse about driving with an arrow in your head: trying to deal with the headrest, or having to listen to the seat belt buzzer because you can’t get the belt over your head?
* As he drove past, people kept telling him it was impolite to point.
* Raymond’s least favorite TV show? Arrow. (Season finale tonight!)