MAN CALLS 911 ASKING TO BE DEPORTED

A Guatemalan man in Naples, Florida, was arrested after he dialed 911 and asked to be deported home. 29-year-old Cesar Sanchez placed the call in Naples and told an operator that he wanted to be sent back to Guatemala. He told the operator he is not well, but clarified, “It’s not an emergency. All I want is to be deported.” Deputies arrested him last Tuesday night for misusing the emergency call number, a misdemeanor. Mr. Sanchez remains in custody and is set to be arraigned on May 31. The arrest report says Sanchez should be held for Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
* In America, your dreams come true. Don’t ever forget that.
* Here’s a guy who has figured out how to cut his vacation travel budget by half.
* He did ask how much luggage he could take, and was there an extra fee for carry-on?
* In Trump’s America, the illegals deport themselves!
* 911 is getting of lot of these “deport me” calls lately. Unfortunately, they’re from actual American citizens.
* So this guy thinks our immigration agency is like a town car service to the airport.
* And once we get there, we buy the ticket.
* Does he want the window or an aisle seat?
* It’s not an emergency? That depends how you feel about this whole subject.