STUDENTS CRAWL THROUGH DUCTWORK TO STEAL FINAL EXAM

Two University of Kentucky students crawled through an air duct to steal a statistics exam from their professor’s office. They were caught because he was working late.The students, Henry Lynch II and Troy Kiphuth, both 21, were arrested on third-degree burglary charges. The professor had left his office about midnight Tuesday to get something to eat. When he returned, two men ran from the office. One of them later returned and confessed.
* Bueller!
* Do you suppose they calculated the odds of getting caught stealing a statistics exam?
* They not only failed statistics, but also three years of college.
* At least that one kid has a future in the HVAC industry.
* I must be getting cynical these days but I was pleasantly surprised that the students cared this much.
* Plus a teacher who is still working after midnight? This is too much.
* See? This is how University of Kentucky students have to do it if you’re not on the basketball team.
* Wait, these students were probably getting ready to sell the test to the basketball team later…am I right?
* Out of habit Kentucky Coach John Calipari denied any involvement.