FLOWER SHOP OWNER STEALS FLOWERS FROM NEARBY GRAVEYARD

A 59-year-old flower shop owner has been arrested for allegedly stealing plants and other items from graves at a New Jersey cemetery for months and re-selling them in her shop. Police had been getting report of thefts at First Reformed Church Cemetery in Pompton Plains. Authorities installed surveillance cameras and caught Lynda Wingate, a flower shop owner in nearby Riverdale.
* Archie, Betty and Veronica are appalled.
* You can’t push up the daisies if someone keeps stealing ’em.
* Remember, kids – recycle!
* Great, so now you can buy a haunted floral arrangement.
* “I like this arrangement here, but why does it say ‘We Miss You, Dad’ on it?”
* This is serious. If she took roses that could involve gigantic sums of money.
* Not to mention, she should pay extra for the rotten lowdown nature of her crimes.
* Too lazy to push seeds into pots of dirt?
* In lieu of flowers, she asks you to make a contribution to her legal defense fund.
* Could have been worse. Could have been stealing the tombstones and busting ’em up for gravel.